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$3.89 each
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| Title: |
Cut Sex Foreplay To Two-play Old Couple Funny Anniversary Card
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Everybody knows
it’s not the length
that matters with sex.
It’s the quality.
Happy Anniversary,
my peerless lover!
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| Product ID: |
1333694
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In Stock - Ships the next business day
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| Artist Notes: |
Abraham Lincoln famously said, “In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” Unfortunately he was assassinated the following evening, which, on the bright side, proved with indisputable finality that Lincoln didn’t just talk the talk, he walked the walk. The point is, the same can be said for sex: It’s not the duration that counts; it’s the quality. This blissful elderly couple certainly knows that. So who needs foreplay when two-play will suffice? A funny Anniversary card for your significant other — only from FunnyBone Greetings.
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| Card Size: |
5x7 Inches
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| Card Artist: |
© Dan Brown
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