Two hoods in an alley lament the difficulties of gift-giving. One says the other, I'm lousy at picking out gifts. Last year I gave her money – which was great until the dye-pack exploded. The front has an ink stain to add to the drama. Inside reads, Happy birthday! Hope it's a blast. A birthday card for that special person in your life that features the down-side of cash gifts! Great birthday greeting that even the legit person will get a kick out of. Disarm them with this birthday greeting and with your wicked sense of humor!