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Not Anatomically Correct Horny Funny Birthday Card for Her

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Not Anatomically Correct Horny Funny Birthday Card for Her

Inside: Count your blessings, girl. Happy Birthday!

Product ID: 1306130

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: She’s young. She’s drop-dead gorgeous. She’s horny as an Ankole longhorn and there ain’t nothing that walks this green earth that’s hornier than that. But damned if she’s not made of plastic! Worse still, she’s missing some very important parts. But that’s her frigging problem, right? The birthday girl still has what it takes. Remind her of that with this funny birthday card. Only from FunnyBone Greetings.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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