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Moon Balloon Man in Inner Tube on Ocean Friendship Card

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Price: $3.89 each

Title: Moon Balloon Man in Inner Tube on Ocean Friendship Card

Inside: I’d say, “Man, are you hammered. Now get off the floor and stop staring at the light bulb on the ceiling.” Then I’d say, “Good times, my friend. Good times.”

Product ID: 1303812

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: So there you were: the four musketeers, singing, “99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
 Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall,” and so on, all the way down to, “42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer.
 Take one down and pass it around…” and suddenly none of you could remember what number came next. Next morning you find John flat on his back in the bathroom staring up at the light on the ceiling. You splash some water on his face and when he comes to, he tells you about this weird dream he had about floating in the middle of the ocean in an inner tube, staring up at the moon which was actually a gigantic balloon. You laugh and say, “I had the same frigging dream.” Good times. Relive them with this funny friendship card — only from FunnyBone Greetings.

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: © Dan Brown

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