Funny St.Patrick's Day card

I'm a seventy something Irish American woman who loves anything related to St. Patrick's Day and I think this card is a hoot. Not sure I'd send to my brother but I know my sister would laugh! Save this one for special people who have a sense of humor (and no young grandchildren who read their mail)

I sent this to my mom. She had to read it out loud but once she did she understood. Then she laughed. Then she called my uncle and read it to him. Then they both laughed. Which made ma happy. As an added bonus, she couldn't find the cost of the card printed on it anywhere which drove her crazy.