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Anti Christmas Mall Greeter Snowman Feels the Retail Stress

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Title: Anti Christmas Mall Greeter Snowman Feels the Retail Stress

Inside: Have a magical holiday or whatever Corporate says I'm supposed to say.

Product ID: 1928856

Availability: In Stock - Ships the next business day

Artist Notes: This anti-Christmas card shows a snowman who's traded his traditional winter wonderland for the harsh reality of retail work. He's standing in front of a mall entrance wearing a blue employee vest with a name tag, complete with his black top hat - the only remnant of his former jolly snowman identity. His expression is one of resigned misery, with a flat, unenthusiastic look that says he's given up on holiday magic and accepted his fate as a wage slave. The juxtaposition is perfect - instead of being in a snowy field bringing joy to children, this snowman is trapped in the fluorescent-lit purgatory of mall employment during what's probably the most stressful shopping season of the year. His stick arms hang limply at his sides in a posture that screams "I hate my life but I need this job." The text "I JUST WORK HERE." in green letters captures that universal retail worker sentiment - "don't blame me for this mess."

Card Size: 5x7 Inches

Card Artist: Corrie Kuipers

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