| Price: | $3.89 each |
| Title: | Retired Congrats Abducted and Still Explaining Medicare |
| Inside: | Retirement: the magical time when you stop working and start explaining your benefits to anyone who'll listen. CONGRATULATIONS! |
| Product ID: | 1984132 |
| Availability: | In Stock - Ships the next business day |
| Artist Notes: | A weary abductee has worn out even his alien captors by explaining his Medicare health insurance plan for four straight hours. The joke plays on the bewildering complexity of Medicare choices, turning a classic alien-abduction scene into a senior-healthcare comedy. Best suited for a buyer who appreciate aging humor, retirement jokes, medical bureaucracy, and a little sci-fi absurdity. |
| Card Size: | 7x5 Inches |
| Card Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |