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Funny Vintage 1920's Older Sister Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | I'm still younger than you! Happy Birthday, dear old sister. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 935774 |
I'm still younger than you! Happy Birthday, dear old sister.
How People View You - Funny Birthday Card for Him
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Inside Text: | Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1076056 |
Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man!
Funny 4 out of 5 Docks Agree Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | ... don't succumb to pier pressure, do whatever floats your boat. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1383828 |
... don't succumb to pier pressure, do whatever floats your boat. Happy Birthday!
Sexy Lady Holding Up A Suggestive Sign For Male's…
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Inside Text: | It means you're still alive. Congratulations! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1383814 |
It means you're still alive. Congratulations!
Just Like Mom-Funny Birthday Card for Sister-Shoot…
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Inside Text: | Shoot! I hope your birthday is a blast! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1067737 |
Shoot! I hope your birthday is a blast!
Happy Mother's Day to my Aunt!
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Inside Text: | Wishing you all the love and happiness you so richly deserve! |
Artist: | Pattiann Malynn |
Product Id: | 167520 |
Wishing you all the love and happiness you so richly deserve!
Funny WTF? Seagull Happy Bird-Day! Birthday
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Inside Text: | Why The Face? It's only a number. A very high number, but still just a number. Happy Bird-Day! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1383740 |
Why The Face? It's only a number. A very high number, but still just a number. Happy Bird-Day!
Shoot Me If I Get That Old Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 949595 |
Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!
Another Birthday, Another Reason to Party! Golden…
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Inside Text: | Wooooo Hooooo! Another reason to party! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1067769 |
Wooooo Hooooo! Another reason to party!
Gray Mountain
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Inside Text: | Happy Birthday ... enjoy your special day! |
Artist: | Terry Mulligan |
Product Id: | 371582 |
Happy Birthday ... enjoy your special day!
Golden Retriever Singing Happy Birthday and…
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Inside Text: | I'm sure you'll celebrate accordion-ly! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 981237 |
I'm sure you'll celebrate accordion-ly!
Funny Vintage 50's Too Bright Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Blow out those candles already. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 904636 |
Blow out those candles already. Happy Birthday!
Funny Getting Old is the Pits (Pitbull) Birthday…
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Inside Text: | Try getting neutered. Go nuts on your birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 925034 |
Try getting neutered. Go nuts on your birthday!
Funny Smooch from Pooch Golden Retriever Birthday…
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Inside Text: | I haven't licked my butt in at least 3 hours. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 980583 |
I haven't licked my butt in at least 3 hours. Happy Birthday!
20-Year Old Trapped in Old Body Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Maybe that's why we have acid reflux? Try not to think about it and have a happy birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1386694 |
Maybe that's why we have acid reflux? Try not to think about it and have a happy birthday!
Just for fun-Vintage Photo- Golden Retriever and…
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Inside Text: | I'd call, but for some strange reason, people hang up when they hear panting. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1069371 |
I'd call, but for some strange reason, people hang up when they hear panting.
Sympathy for the Loss of Your Beloved Pet
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Inside Text: | They teach us about love, trust, loyalty ... and when they leave our beloved pets go to Heaven and wait at the gate to welcome us home once again. May your memories keep you together until that day. |
Artist: | Terry Mulligan |
Product Id: | 627504 |
They teach us about love, trust, loyalty ... and when they leave our beloved pets go to Heaven and wait at the gate to welcome us home once again. May your memories keep you together until that day.
Little Old Lady Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | ... no need to fret, you're not there yet! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 949593 |
... no need to fret, you're not there yet! Happy Birthday!
Sympathy Card for Your Football Team's Loss
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Inside Text: | With heartfelt condolences on your team's loss. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1257716 |
With heartfelt condolences on your team's loss.
Happy Mother's Day to my dear Friend
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Inside Text: | May all the loveyou give to otherscome back to youon this special day.Have a Wonderful Mother's Day |
Artist: | Pattiann Malynn |
Product Id: | 175730 |
May all the loveyou give to otherscome back to youon this special day.Have a Wonderful Mother's Day
I'm so sorry for your loss
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Inside Text: | May the love of those around youhelp you through the days ahead. |
Artist: | Pattiann Malynn |
Product Id: | 166945 |
May the love of those around youhelp you through the days ahead.
Happy Birthday In Wine Corks for the Wine Lover
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Inside Text: | I had to drink a lot of wine to make your card, but you are so worth it. Cheers! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1257678 |
I had to drink a lot of wine to make your card, but you are so worth it. Cheers!
Adult Birthday For Him, Funny Golden Retriever…
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Inside Text: | Quit playing with your balls. Let's party! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 905719 |
Quit playing with your balls. Let's party!
Happy Halloween, Grandson!
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Inside Text: | Hope your Halloween is one big treat! Happy Halloween to my dear Grandson! |
Artist: | Pattiann Malynn |
Product Id: | 241779 |
Hope your Halloween is one big treat! Happy Halloween to my dear Grandson!
Happy Birthday to my Birth Mom
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Inside Text: | Love and care to you on your special day!Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Pattiann Malynn |
Product Id: | 209852 |
Love and care to you on your special day!Happy Birthday!
Funny Laughing Golden Retriever Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Welcome to the *Golden Years*! You'll love it! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 980639 |
Welcome to the *Golden Years*! You'll love it!
Happy Birthday - Humorous
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Inside Text: | Or where you found it? Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Pattiann Malynn |
Product Id: | 368732 |
Or where you found it? Happy Birthday!
Funny-Over-The-Hill-Customizeable-Photo-Birthday…
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Inside Text: | ... and over the hill you go! Hope your birthday is a walk in the park. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 913955 |
... and over the hill you go! Hope your birthday is a walk in the park.
Vintage 1950's Cop Writing Birthday Ticket
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Inside Text: | You have the right to remain happy. Anything you say or do on your birthday CANNOT be used against you. Cheers and party on! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1123688 |
You have the right to remain happy. Anything you say or do on your birthday CANNOT be used against you. Cheers and party on!
Funny 1930's Vintage Valentine's Day Card for Him
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Inside Text: | Me! Happy Valentine's Day, Sweety! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 999313 |
Me! Happy Valentine's Day, Sweety!