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Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you. |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 440205 |
Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Dad's Throne - Fathers day
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | And when the King's on his throne, you leave him alone. Happy Father's Day Dad! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 412406 |
And when the King's on his throne, you leave him alone. Happy Father's Day Dad!
Sudoku Birthday Guy
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | This should take you about a year! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 204762 |
This should take you about a year! Happy Birthday!
Wife on Mother's Day
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | I try my best to place you on a pedestal, but while you're up there would you mind cleaning the windows? Just having some fun with you, Dear! Have a wonderful Mother's Day! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 422147 |
I try my best to place you on a pedestal, but while you're up there would you mind cleaning the windows? Just having some fun with you, Dear! Have a wonderful Mother's Day!
90th Birthday for her - humor
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 491642 |
And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!
Happy Anniversary - Retro Humor
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Remember when this position used to be comfortable? Happy Anniversary! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 496779 |
Remember when this position used to be comfortable? Happy Anniversary!
Customize Birthday Fifty 50th - enter age
Customize: | Cover photo, cover text, inside text |
Inside Text: | Smiling keeps you young! Have a wonderful Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 1026903 |
Smiling keeps you young! Have a wonderful Birthday!
Son Birthday
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | I've always been proud of you, especially when you give things that "extra effort." I miss those early days, oddly. Happy Birthday honey! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 405388 |
I've always been proud of you, especially when you give things that "extra effort." I miss those early days, oddly. Happy Birthday honey!
Brother in Law Birthday - Funny
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 493678 |
You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Boob Droop Birthday
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Let's not even talk about your backside! Still friends right? Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 389248 |
Let's not even talk about your backside! Still friends right? Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!
Masturbation Birthday for him - Funny
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 490721 |
Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday
Birthday Boyfriend
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Since you guys are all the same, I might as well stick with you. Happy Birthday honey! (BTW, where are you taking me for Dinner?) |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 397027 |
Since you guys are all the same, I might as well stick with you. Happy Birthday honey! (BTW, where are you taking me for Dinner?)
Mothers Day - Retro
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | And some Moms are outstanding. You are both! Happy Mother's Day! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 394844 |
And some Moms are outstanding. You are both! Happy Mother's Day!
BIRTHDAY Golf - Retro Funny
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Why should this day be any different! Happy Birthday! Have fun! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 440919 |
Why should this day be any different! Happy Birthday! Have fun!
Cool Dude Birthday - FUNNY
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Oh, sorry. I totally got you confused with someone else. Anyhow, Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 361942 |
Oh, sorry. I totally got you confused with someone else. Anyhow, Happy Birthday!
Gay Birthday - Retro Funny
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Do you prefer a cake or a stud muffin? Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 438725 |
Do you prefer a cake or a stud muffin? Happy Birthday!
AMAZING Birthday
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | You're so AMAZING I bet you solved this puzzle in less than a minute! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 415660 |
You're so AMAZING I bet you solved this puzzle in less than a minute! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
99th Birthday Card. 99 years break down into…
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | You were born 99 years ago. With each second you became stronger and smarter. And now you are who you are in your wonderful age. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Prolegomena |
Product Id: | 1503812 |
You were born 99 years ago. With each second you became stronger and smarter. And now you are who you are in your wonderful age. Happy Birthday!
Last Chance Sex Birthday - FUNNY
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | We still haven't found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 573131 |
We still haven't found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday
Birthday for Priest or Pastor
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | I confess you don't look any older today than you did yesterday! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 505403 |
I confess you don't look any older today than you did yesterday! Happy Birthday!
MEMORIES, before the crash
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Best Wishes! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 169732 |
Best Wishes!
Remembrance - Widow
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | It's hard not to be sad considering all the great memories, but there are many good memories ahead that still need to be created. My sympathies on this Anniversary day. |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 248827 |
It's hard not to be sad considering all the great memories, but there are many good memories ahead that still need to be created. My sympathies on this Anniversary day.
Customize Birthday Funny - enter age
Customize: | Cover photo, cover text, inside text |
Inside Text: | But about 5 years ago you did! Have a wonderful Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 1026907 |
But about 5 years ago you did! Have a wonderful Birthday!
60TH Birthday for her - humor
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 491874 |
Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday!
60th Birthday - Funny
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | You may still have it, but has anyone helped you look for it lately? Best wishes! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 217817 |
You may still have it, but has anyone helped you look for it lately? Best wishes!
Fight Cancer Get Well - FUNNY
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | ... cancer doesn't stand a chance. Get well soon! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 815994 |
... cancer doesn't stand a chance. Get well soon!
100th Birthday for her - humor
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | And many more wonderful miles to go. Well, a few more anyway. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 491646 |
And many more wonderful miles to go. Well, a few more anyway. Happy Birthday!
Peaceful Anniversary in Remembrance
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | Thinking about you today and hope you are joyfully remembering your years together with him. He's thinking about you too today! Happy Anniversary |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 392078 |
Thinking about you today and hope you are joyfully remembering your years together with him. He's thinking about you too today! Happy Anniversary
Perfect Mom
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | You know, kinda like that one family down the street! What was their name? Anyhow, Happy Mother's Day! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 413681 |
You know, kinda like that one family down the street! What was their name? Anyhow, Happy Mother's Day!
95th Birthday for her - humor
Customize: | Inside text only |
Inside Text: | And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 491644 |
And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!