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Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 440205

Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.

Dad's Throne - Fathers day

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Inside Text: And when the King's on his throne, you leave him alone. Happy Father's Day Dad!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 412406

And when the King's on his throne, you leave him alone. Happy Father's Day Dad!

Sudoku Birthday Guy

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Inside Text: This should take you about a year! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 204762

This should take you about a year! Happy Birthday!

Wife on Mother's Day

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Inside Text: I try my best to place you on a pedestal, but while you're up there would you mind cleaning the windows? Just having some fun with you, Dear! Have a wonderful Mother's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 422147

I try my best to place you on a pedestal, but while you're up there would you mind cleaning the windows? Just having some fun with you, Dear! Have a wonderful Mother's Day!

90th Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491642

And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!

Happy Anniversary - Retro Humor

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Inside Text: Remember when this position used to be comfortable? Happy Anniversary!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 496779

Remember when this position used to be comfortable? Happy Anniversary!

Customize Birthday Fifty 50th - enter age

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Inside Text: Smiling keeps you young! Have a wonderful Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1026903

Smiling keeps you young! Have a wonderful Birthday!

Son Birthday

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Inside Text: I've always been proud of you, especially when you give things that "extra effort." I miss those early days, oddly. Happy Birthday honey!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 405388

I've always been proud of you, especially when you give things that "extra effort." I miss those early days, oddly. Happy Birthday honey!

Brother in Law Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 493678

You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday

Boob Droop Birthday

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Inside Text: Let's not even talk about your backside! Still friends right? Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 389248

Let's not even talk about your backside! Still friends right? Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!

Masturbation Birthday for him - Funny

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Inside Text: Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 490721

Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday

Birthday Boyfriend

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Inside Text: Since you guys are all the same, I might as well stick with you. Happy Birthday honey! (BTW, where are you taking me for Dinner?)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 397027

Since you guys are all the same, I might as well stick with you. Happy Birthday honey! (BTW, where are you taking me for Dinner?)

Mothers Day - Retro

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Inside Text: And some Moms are outstanding. You are both! Happy Mother's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 394844

And some Moms are outstanding. You are both! Happy Mother's Day!

BIRTHDAY Golf - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Why should this day be any different! Happy Birthday! Have fun!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 440919

Why should this day be any different! Happy Birthday! Have fun!

Cool Dude Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: Oh, sorry. I totally got you confused with someone else. Anyhow, Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 361942

Oh, sorry. I totally got you confused with someone else. Anyhow, Happy Birthday!

Gay Birthday - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: Do you prefer a cake or a stud muffin? Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438725

Do you prefer a cake or a stud muffin? Happy Birthday!

AMAZING Birthday

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Inside Text: You're so AMAZING I bet you solved this puzzle in less than a minute! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 415660

You're so AMAZING I bet you solved this puzzle in less than a minute! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

99th Birthday Card. 99 years break down into…

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Inside Text: You were born 99 years ago. With each second you became stronger and smarter. And now you are who you are in your wonderful age. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Prolegomena
Product Id: 1503812

You were born 99 years ago. With each second you became stronger and smarter. And now you are who you are in your wonderful age. Happy Birthday!

Last Chance Sex Birthday - FUNNY

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Inside Text: We still haven't found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 573131

We still haven't found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday

Birthday for Priest or Pastor

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Inside Text: I confess you don't look any older today than you did yesterday! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 505403

I confess you don't look any older today than you did yesterday! Happy Birthday!

MEMORIES, before the crash

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Inside Text: Best Wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 169732

Best Wishes!

Remembrance - Widow

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Inside Text: It's hard not to be sad considering all the great memories, but there are many good memories ahead that still need to be created. My sympathies on this Anniversary day.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 248827

It's hard not to be sad considering all the great memories, but there are many good memories ahead that still need to be created. My sympathies on this Anniversary day.

Customize Birthday Funny - enter age

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Inside Text: But about 5 years ago you did! Have a wonderful Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 1026907

But about 5 years ago you did! Have a wonderful Birthday!

60TH Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491874

Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday!

60th Birthday - Funny

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Inside Text: You may still have it, but has anyone helped you look for it lately? Best wishes!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 217817

You may still have it, but has anyone helped you look for it lately? Best wishes!

Fight Cancer Get Well - FUNNY

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Inside Text: ... cancer doesn't stand a chance. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 815994

... cancer doesn't stand a chance. Get well soon!

100th Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: And many more wonderful miles to go. Well, a few more anyway. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491646

And many more wonderful miles to go. Well, a few more anyway. Happy Birthday!

Peaceful Anniversary in Remembrance

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Inside Text: Thinking about you today and hope you are joyfully remembering your years together with him. He's thinking about you too today! Happy Anniversary
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 392078

Thinking about you today and hope you are joyfully remembering your years together with him. He's thinking about you too today! Happy Anniversary

Perfect Mom

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Inside Text: You know, kinda like that one family down the street! What was their name? Anyhow, Happy Mother's Day!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 413681

You know, kinda like that one family down the street! What was their name? Anyhow, Happy Mother's Day!

95th Birthday for her - humor

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Inside Text: And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491644

And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!