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Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny
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Inside Text: | Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you. |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 440205 |
Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Dad's Throne - Fathers day
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Inside Text: | And when the King's on his throne, you leave him alone. Happy Father's Day Dad! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 412406 |
And when the King's on his throne, you leave him alone. Happy Father's Day Dad!
Sudoku Birthday Guy
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Inside Text: | This should take you about a year! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 204762 |
This should take you about a year! Happy Birthday!
Forever Friends At Christmas
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Inside Text: | Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget! With this thought, I wish you a very Merry Christmas and all the luck the New Year could possibly bring to you. |
Artist: | Maryann Nolan |
Product Id: | 257483 |
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget! With this thought, I wish you a very Merry Christmas and all the luck the New Year could possibly bring to you.
Wife on Mother's Day
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Inside Text: | I try my best to place you on a pedestal, but while you're up there would you mind cleaning the windows? Just having some fun with you, Dear! Have a wonderful Mother's Day! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 422147 |
I try my best to place you on a pedestal, but while you're up there would you mind cleaning the windows? Just having some fun with you, Dear! Have a wonderful Mother's Day!
90th Birthday for her - humor
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Inside Text: | And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 491642 |
And many more wonderful miles to go. Happy Birthday!
Happy Anniversary - Retro Humor
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Inside Text: | Remember when this position used to be comfortable? Happy Anniversary! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 496779 |
Remember when this position used to be comfortable? Happy Anniversary!
Customize Birthday Fifty 50th - enter age
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Inside Text: | Smiling keeps you young! Have a wonderful Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 1026903 |
Smiling keeps you young! Have a wonderful Birthday!
Brother in Law Birthday - Funny
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Inside Text: | You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 493678 |
You really should exercise more and watch your diet! Just kidding! We're just happy you still have most of your original parts and that the gas isn't too bad. Happy Birthday
Son Birthday
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Inside Text: | I've always been proud of you, especially when you give things that "extra effort." I miss those early days, oddly. Happy Birthday honey! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 405388 |
I've always been proud of you, especially when you give things that "extra effort." I miss those early days, oddly. Happy Birthday honey!
Boob Droop Birthday
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Inside Text: | Let's not even talk about your backside! Still friends right? Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 389248 |
Let's not even talk about your backside! Still friends right? Now slice me a nice hunk of that cake! Happy Birthday!
Masturbation Birthday for him - Funny
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Inside Text: | Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 490721 |
Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday
Birthday Boyfriend
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Inside Text: | Since you guys are all the same, I might as well stick with you. Happy Birthday honey! (BTW, where are you taking me for Dinner?) |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 397027 |
Since you guys are all the same, I might as well stick with you. Happy Birthday honey! (BTW, where are you taking me for Dinner?)
Praying You Find Peace - Faith, Hope & Love - Sun
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Inside Text: | Faith in a power beyond ourselves that enables us to find hope. Hope abides in every human heart guiding us in finding love. Love is a gift all were given by God through his son, Jesus. Jesus walked among us and showed us how to have faith and hope while loving others. You are in my thoughts and prayers. I am hoping that your faith, hope and love bring you peace. |
Artist: | Ruth Logsdon |
Product Id: | 973659 |
Faith in a power beyond ourselves that enables us to find hope. Hope abides in every human heart guiding us in finding love. Love is a gift all were given by God through his son, Jesus. Jesus walked among us and showed us how to have faith and hope while loving others. You are in my thoughts and prayers. I am hoping that your faith, hope and love bring you peace.
Mothers Day - Retro
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Inside Text: | And some Moms are outstanding. You are both! Happy Mother's Day! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 394844 |
And some Moms are outstanding. You are both! Happy Mother's Day!
BIRTHDAY Golf - Retro Funny
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Inside Text: | Why should this day be any different! Happy Birthday! Have fun! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 440919 |
Why should this day be any different! Happy Birthday! Have fun!
Cool Dude Birthday - FUNNY
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Inside Text: | Oh, sorry. I totally got you confused with someone else. Anyhow, Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 361942 |
Oh, sorry. I totally got you confused with someone else. Anyhow, Happy Birthday!
Gay Birthday - Retro Funny
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Inside Text: | Do you prefer a cake or a stud muffin? Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 438725 |
Do you prefer a cake or a stud muffin? Happy Birthday!
AMAZING Birthday
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Inside Text: | You're so AMAZING I bet you solved this puzzle in less than a minute! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 415660 |
You're so AMAZING I bet you solved this puzzle in less than a minute! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Last Chance Sex Birthday - FUNNY
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Inside Text: | We still haven't found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 573131 |
We still haven't found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday
MEMORIES, before the crash
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Inside Text: | Best Wishes! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 169732 |
Best Wishes!
Remembrance - Widow
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Inside Text: | It's hard not to be sad considering all the great memories, but there are many good memories ahead that still need to be created. My sympathies on this Anniversary day. |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 248827 |
It's hard not to be sad considering all the great memories, but there are many good memories ahead that still need to be created. My sympathies on this Anniversary day.
Birthday for Priest or Pastor
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Inside Text: | I confess you don't look any older today than you did yesterday! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 505403 |
I confess you don't look any older today than you did yesterday! Happy Birthday!
Motherhood Blessing For Daughter
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Inside Text: | As you begin your journey into motherhood may each day be filled with love and contentment, giggles and grins, and the all the joy your baby will bring. Congratulations! |
Artist: | Maryann Nolan |
Product Id: | 223674 |
As you begin your journey into motherhood may each day be filled with love and contentment, giggles and grins, and the all the joy your baby will bring. Congratulations!
Customize Birthday Funny - enter age
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Inside Text: | But about 5 years ago you did! Have a wonderful Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 1026907 |
But about 5 years ago you did! Have a wonderful Birthday!
Grandson - Thousand Reasons I Love You - Happy…
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Inside Text: | Happy memories, shared laughter and fun, my favorite friend ... Grandson, those and a thousand more are reasons that I love you. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! |
Artist: | Ruth Logsdon |
Product Id: | 1012735 |
Happy memories, shared laughter and fun, my favorite friend ... Grandson, those and a thousand more are reasons that I love you. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
60TH Birthday for her - humor
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Inside Text: | Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 491874 |
Don't worry, there's a rest area just ahead. Happy Birthday!
60th Birthday - Funny
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Inside Text: | You may still have it, but has anyone helped you look for it lately? Best wishes! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 217817 |
You may still have it, but has anyone helped you look for it lately? Best wishes!
Peaceful Anniversary in Remembrance
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Inside Text: | Thinking about you today and hope you are joyfully remembering your years together with him. He's thinking about you too today! Happy Anniversary |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 392078 |
Thinking about you today and hope you are joyfully remembering your years together with him. He's thinking about you too today! Happy Anniversary
Perfect Mom
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Inside Text: | You know, kinda like that one family down the street! What was their name? Anyhow, Happy Mother's Day! |
Artist: | Tom Rent |
Product Id: | 413681 |
You know, kinda like that one family down the street! What was their name? Anyhow, Happy Mother's Day!