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Funny Vintage 1920's Older Sister Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | I'm still younger than you! Happy Birthday, dear old sister. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 935774 |
I'm still younger than you! Happy Birthday, dear old sister.
How People View You - Funny Birthday Card for Him
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Inside Text: | Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1076056 |
Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man!
Funny 4 out of 5 Docks Agree Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | ... don't succumb to pier pressure, do whatever floats your boat. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1383828 |
... don't succumb to pier pressure, do whatever floats your boat. Happy Birthday!
Sexy Lady Holding Up A Suggestive Sign For Male's…
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Inside Text: | It means you're still alive. Congratulations! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1383814 |
It means you're still alive. Congratulations!
Happy Birthday, Monster Truck / Car Racing
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Inside Text: | Even boys need to sit down, buckle up, and hold on when they're turning another year older! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 961019 |
Even boys need to sit down, buckle up, and hold on when they're turning another year older! Happy Birthday!
Just Like Mom-Funny Birthday Card for Sister-Shoot…
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Inside Text: | Shoot! I hope your birthday is a blast! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1067737 |
Shoot! I hope your birthday is a blast!
Funny WTF? Seagull Happy Bird-Day! Birthday
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Inside Text: | Why The Face? It's only a number. A very high number, but still just a number. Happy Bird-Day! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1383740 |
Why The Face? It's only a number. A very high number, but still just a number. Happy Bird-Day!
Shoot Me If I Get That Old Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 949595 |
Shoot! Hope your birthday's a blast!
Another Birthday, Another Reason to Party! Golden…
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Inside Text: | Wooooo Hooooo! Another reason to party! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1067769 |
Wooooo Hooooo! Another reason to party!
Golden Retriever Singing Happy Birthday and…
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Inside Text: | I'm sure you'll celebrate accordion-ly! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 981237 |
I'm sure you'll celebrate accordion-ly!
Funny Vintage 50's Too Bright Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Blow out those candles already. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 904636 |
Blow out those candles already. Happy Birthday!
Husband Happy Birthday Golf ball present
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Inside Text: | A birthday wish while on the green you missed the fish and stayed real clean. The wind you gauged, the ball went straight, you shot your age, and not your weight. |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 941793 |
A birthday wish while on the green you missed the fish and stayed real clean. The wind you gauged, the ball went straight, you shot your age, and not your weight.
Funny Getting Old is the Pits (Pitbull) Birthday…
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Inside Text: | Try getting neutered. Go nuts on your birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 925034 |
Try getting neutered. Go nuts on your birthday!
Funny Smooch from Pooch Golden Retriever Birthday…
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Inside Text: | I haven't licked my butt in at least 3 hours. Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 980583 |
I haven't licked my butt in at least 3 hours. Happy Birthday!
20-Year Old Trapped in Old Body Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Maybe that's why we have acid reflux? Try not to think about it and have a happy birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1386694 |
Maybe that's why we have acid reflux? Try not to think about it and have a happy birthday!
Just for fun-Vintage Photo- Golden Retriever and…
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Inside Text: | I'd call, but for some strange reason, people hang up when they hear panting. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1069371 |
I'd call, but for some strange reason, people hang up when they hear panting.
Halloween - Secret Pal Who!? - black cat and owl
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Inside Text: | Haven't a clue? I thought you knew. Sending a BOO! From me to you. Happy Halloween! From your Secret Pal |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © |
Product Id: | 951549 |
Haven't a clue? I thought you knew. Sending a BOO! From me to you. Happy Halloween! From your Secret Pal
Little Old Lady Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | ... no need to fret, you're not there yet! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 949593 |
... no need to fret, you're not there yet! Happy Birthday!
Sympathy Card for Your Football Team's Loss
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Inside Text: | With heartfelt condolences on your team's loss. |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1257716 |
With heartfelt condolences on your team's loss.
Yorkie Biker, Born To Be Wild Birthday
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Inside Text: | On Your Birthday. Happy Birthday!!!! |
Artist: | ©Karen Mezzano |
Product Id: | 659583 |
On Your Birthday. Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday In Wine Corks for the Wine Lover
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Inside Text: | I had to drink a lot of wine to make your card, but you are so worth it. Cheers! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 1257678 |
I had to drink a lot of wine to make your card, but you are so worth it. Cheers!
Happy 7th Birthday, Monster Truck
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Inside Text: | Sit down, buckle up, and hold on because you're 7 years old! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 1003707 |
Sit down, buckle up, and hold on because you're 7 years old! Happy Birthday!
Adult Birthday For Him, Funny Golden Retriever…
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Inside Text: | Quit playing with your balls. Let's party! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 905719 |
Quit playing with your balls. Let's party!
Happy 8th Birthday, Monster Truck
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Inside Text: | Sit down, buckle up, and hold on because you're 8 years old! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 1003705 |
Sit down, buckle up, and hold on because you're 8 years old! Happy Birthday!
60th Birthday, Question About Gas
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Inside Text: | Do you have bad gas? Do they linger, stay, and last? Can you hold them back til later? Can you try and wait to pass? Do you run and hide for cover When one slips through, smells, and hovers? Do you have bad gas? Happy 60th Birthday! |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2010 |
Product Id: | 671506 |
Do you have bad gas? Do they linger, stay, and last? Can you hold them back til later? Can you try and wait to pass? Do you run and hide for cover When one slips through, smells, and hovers? Do you have bad gas? Happy 60th Birthday!
Christmas -humor daughter - Catfucius/Confucius…
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Inside Text: | you do all the work. Fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Merry Christmas |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 974835 |
you do all the work. Fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Merry Christmas
Happy Birthday - Yellow Tulips - Flowers
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Inside Text: | Sending you some flowers for a wonderful day! |
Artist: | OTTI Fotografie Marianne Ottemann |
Product Id: | 1352486 |
Sending you some flowers for a wonderful day!
Uncle Happy Birthday Golf ball present
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Inside Text: | A birthday wish while on the green you missed the fish and stayed real clean. The wind you gauged, the ball went straight, you shot your age, and not your weight. |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 941790 |
A birthday wish while on the green you missed the fish and stayed real clean. The wind you gauged, the ball went straight, you shot your age, and not your weight.
Funny Laughing Golden Retriever Birthday Card
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Inside Text: | Welcome to the *Golden Years*! You'll love it! |
Artist: | Patty Cimlov-Zahares |
Product Id: | 980639 |
Welcome to the *Golden Years*! You'll love it!
Happy 16th Birthday, Monster Truck
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Inside Text: | Sit down, buckle up, and hold on because you're 16 years old! Happy Birthday! |
Artist: | Julie Pace Hoff © 2012 |
Product Id: | 998505 |
Sit down, buckle up, and hold on because you're 16 years old! Happy Birthday!