Inside: | It's the only organ that makes you feel better when you give it away. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! |
Inside: | Here's wishing you the most beautiful things on your birthday: rainbows, fuzzy bunnies, puppy kisses, unicorns, dew, roses, magic and moonlight ... ah ... scratch the unicorns. |
Inside: | You're perhaps not stone tablet old, maybe more like kidney stone old or gallstone old or stone deaf old but ... YOU'RE GETTING OLD! |
Inside: | Hey man, it's your birthday. Let's raise some hell! Happy Birthday from your partner in crime! |
Inside: | On Your Birthday. Happy Birthday!!!! |
Inside: | You're TOP DOG today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY from the pack! |
Inside: | Dear, dear husband, it's your birthday! I hope more of your fantasies come true on this anniversary! I love you! |
Inside: | Well, you didn't wear out but, at 80, the rust is a problem ... Happy Birthday anyway! |
Inside: | Sorry I'm late with your birthday card but I was on the way to the store and I got sidetracked. I guess that's life ... I hope you had a rosy birthday celebration! |
Inside: | Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock! |
Inside: | You'll never know how much. Happy Valentine's Day! |
Inside: | On this Boss's Day please accept thanks from the pack for being such a great "Top Dog"! |
Inside: | I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday! |
Inside: | Hold it! Reality check! It's only a birthday. I'm your only friend. And you're old. Try and have a happy birthday. |
Inside: | There's no known prescription for what you have ... Have a Happy Birthday anyway! |
Inside: | Remember your orders. Eat the cake first. We're proud of you and your service on this birthday. HAVE A HAPPY ONE! |
Inside: | Something reminded me of you on this birthday! |
Inside: | Once you're over the hill it's patch, patch, patch. Have a great HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: | Sending you some flowers for a wonderful day! |
Inside: | The best recipe for an otherworldly birthday is cake, cards, wishes, ice cream and a good probing. I wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: | Forget rinse & spit. Keep the cake down this year. Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | As a kid, when your birthday fell on Ciristmas, you expected twice the number of presents. As an adult you're lucky if what you get is a card. Just hang this happy birthday card on your Christmas tree and be satisfied! #Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: | Happy birthday wishes and all the cake and ice cream you can eat in 15 minutes! ENJOY! Your work buddies. |
Inside: | My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever! |
Inside: | If I were you, this year I'd just go for the tricks ... HAPPY HALLOWEEN! |
Inside: | Thanks for sticking with me through the hard and not so hard times ... |
Inside: | Dear ex-husband, I'm remembering how Christmas was when I was with you ... Have a merry one anyway. |
Inside: | Lawyers are not allowed birthday appeals. You're sentenced to all those years served, plus an optimistic one more. You're a winner! Have a GRAND BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: | I heard you were having another birthday in a long, long, long line of them ... But I surely won't tell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: | Sometimes it seems like I'm distracted, inattentive and absent but please know that you're always on my mind. I LOVE YOU. |
Inside: | Happy birthday to my religious leader and example, the person who repairs lives, guides souls and places repaired halos back where they belong. Enjoy your special day! |
Inside: | Happy birthday, girl! Indulge yourself! Extra chocolate rations and new clothes are in order. Just think solid colors ... |
Inside: | Hey, girlfriend, I went through hell finding you the right birthday gift ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: | It's your birthday. SOAR! |
Inside: | Dad, Thanks for being there for me and sharing a higher truth in your oddball bits and pieces of knowledge, your aphorisms, your vague prophesies, and your oddly stilted phrases. I love you. Happy Father's Day! |
Inside: | You're old. Get used to it, bitch. Happy birthday from a co-worker who was forced to buy a card! |
Inside: | I'd love it if you could accompany me to drinks, appetizers and dinner. The rolling around in things would be optional. Please call! |
Inside: | Happy Birthdayto my gifted colorist.Without you I'dbe lost inthe jungle. |
Inside: | Dear Husband, Thank you for the thirty five years of wonderful memories. I am so glad we made this journey together and hope we will have many more years and adventures together. With all my love, |