Inside: | I always knew that you were an outlier, falling way beyond three standard deviations from the mean. Have an exceptionally Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | Just think: College will be great since you won't be nagged for room cleanliness! |
Inside: | Here's to many more years of just going with the flow. Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | I thought you might need some caffeine to stay awake today. Regardless of how many hours awake or asleep, I send you my best wishes to make this day a memorable one! |
Inside: | I know what you'll be doing. Just remember not to spend all of your time in front of the screen on this special day! |
Inside: | Middle children are unique, creative people who just happen to be born between an elder sibling and a younger one. Celebrate your position in the family -- as being the rock between two layers, holding the family together -- on August 12th. |
Inside: | You are way more flexible than I could ever be! I know that you'll spend this special day in a reflective state of mind and at least one flexible body position. |
Inside: | No matter which tectonic plate you are standing on or which direction you are headed toward, I want to wish you an earth-shaking Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | You actually took the time to pull your eyes away from the computer screen to read this card? Wishing you a Happy Birthday and a gentle reminder to give your eyes a rest now and then. |
Inside: | Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday that is a big splash in your memory! |
Inside: | Consider yourself very fortunate to have been born on March 14th, Pi Day. Here's wishing you a scrumptiously constant day! |
Inside: | Here's wishing you a birthday filled with strikes and splashes! |
Inside: | Wishing you a day of contemplation, peace, and inner wisdom as you celebrate another year of life. |
Inside: | All that glitters has a high refractive index per Snell's law. Therefore, I'm wishing you a highly refractive day! |
Inside: | Many happy returns on your special day! Hope it's the best yet! |
Inside: | Don't short circuit or shortcut yourself on this special occasion. Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | Hope that your memorable day develops and builds into a crescendo with your creative powers. Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | Wishing you a day filled with classical music and harmony. |
Inside: | Remember: I am not hard of hearing. Keep in touch. |
Inside: | Again? Another Birthday? Hope it's Purr-fect! |
Inside: | Wishing you good vibrations on this special day! |
Inside: | Here's wishing you a calibrated approach to celebrating your special day. |
Inside: | I always thought you were a unique person. Pay homage to your birth order in the family on August 12th, Middle Child Day. No need to feel left out or stuck in the middle on this special day. |
Inside: | Thank you, thank you, thank you. You have broken a leg around the church working and serving your Church Family. We thank you and truly appreciate your efforts to obey our Father in Heaven and serve our Lord Jesus. Thank you. |
Inside: | Here's wishing you the timeless luck of the Irish on this special occasion. Happy Birthday. |
Inside: | Wishing you a peaceful day on the range as you celebrate another year. |
Inside: | Hope everything is going swimmingly on your special day! Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | Make it a birthday that you can sink your teeth into. Have a good one! |
Inside: | Don't stay up too late playing war games. Regardless of virtual outcome, have a Happy Birthday! |
Inside: | I could wish you Leaves of Gold And may your Path Be Smooth I could wish you Treasures Or that all your dreams come True And I could wish you Paradise That everyday would be Spring But I wish you Jesus more than Anything Because When I've Wished You Jesus I've Wished You Everything |
Inside: | Wishing you a memorable golden day for the ages! |
Inside: | Sending you a big bear hug for your special day! Hope it's the best birthday ever! |
Inside: | Regardless of how old you are chronologically, you are a cultivated person. Here's to wishing you many more years of this special day. |
Inside: | Given the distance and my limited electronic texting capacity, this snail mail card filled with Morse code will have to do. Have a great Birthday! |
Inside: | ... you've been my friend, my mentor, and have helped guide me in my life. I appreciate all that you've done, yet, can never repay ... All I can say is ... Thank you and Happy Father's Day. From your loving Daughter |
Inside: | Still staring at the moon? I hope that you celebrate another year of life on Earth to the fullest extent possible. May this day be as bright in your memory as a full moon as seen from Earth. |
Inside: | Thank you, Dad, for everything you do! Hope your day is as special as you! |