Inside: | They'd better be right, or else we owe you roughly 10 billion dollars! |
Inside: | Happy Father's Day to a dad who looks good no matter what's on his face. |
Inside: | BY THE WAY, THE NAME OF MY BOOK IS "CAPTAIN SWEATPANTS." HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! |
Inside: | ... you've been my friend, my mentor, and have helped guide me in my life. I appreciate all that you've done, yet, can never repay ... All I can say is ... Thank you and Happy Father's Day. From your loving Daughter |
Inside: | We finally got the test results back, and it turns out you ARE the father!!! CONGRATS, and HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! |
Inside: | Celebrate Father's Day by doing something "Dad-ish!" |
Inside: | Happy Father's Day! Remember, you can't throw us back! |
Inside: | Sorry that we act like we were raised in a barn. |
Inside: | YOU'RE A WORK OF ART! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! |
Inside: | We've lost count of how many times you've told us to take a hike. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! |
Inside: | Unfortunately, I could only afford this card. Maybe next time! Happy Father's Day! |