Inside: | ... is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | How did that happen? Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Happy Anniversary |
Inside: | Remember, you can accomplish anything you want! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | You're not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | ... four trips to the bathroom each night does not count as exercise! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Me. That's who. I'm not late, I'm sensitive! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Hope your birthday and game are both hazard free! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | ... then I remembered you have me in your life! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | You're one lucky woman! Happy Anniversary from your loving husband |
Inside: | Remember, you can accomplish anything you want! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | ... hey, if she dies, she dies! Guess there's hope for you old guys after all! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | ... than men who mention it! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Marrying me! Happy Anniversary to my Husband |
Inside: | ... walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | No one needs to know how many you've had! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | How did that happen? Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Water. Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Old. Just like you. Happy Birthday |
Inside: | That gives us two reasons to drink! Ole! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | They also mate for life! Happy Valentine's Day to my darling wife. |
Inside: | Because karaoke isn't going to sing itself! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Because It's Your birthday, silly! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Happy Valentine's Day |
Inside: | This Card! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Maybe an OLD man, but you're still the man! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | But hey, there's probably cake! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | ... is your back! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | I don't know what I would do without you! |
Inside: | Have fun finding out! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Those people who have more birthdays live longer! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Happy Twentieth Birthday! |
Inside: | . . . it's a miracle! May your birthday be filled with miracles! |
Inside: | Hope your birthday is free of hazards! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | A gummy bear! Have a happy birthday! |
Inside: | From your 110 pound friend! Ha Ha! |
Inside: | 2. NEVER trust a fart! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | ... the glass is refillable! Happy Birthday |
Inside: | Happy Birthday, to us! |